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So because I've had a couple people commissioning me for stories, and a few people still thought I took requests, I wanted to clarify things (and really, I should have a while ago):

I am no longer taking requests but I am taking commissions.

I had kind of discreetly said I'm no longer doing requests last year, but it wasn't very obvious, so now it's clear I hope. It's gotten to the point where there's too much stuff I want to write and stuff I'm being paid to write to take requests anymore.

I'm very willing to write commissioned fetish stories, though! And because I'm a sellout to The Establishment, here's some rules:

:bulletgreen: Each story of reasonable length (approximately 5,500 words, based on the size of most of my stories) will cost $10.00 minimum. We can discuss if anyone wants a shorter story for less than $10, but for a story the length I usually write, that's the least my time is worth.

:bulletgreen: I'm totally into the following fetishes involving females: Muscle Growth, Weight Gain, Inflation, Giantess, and Animal/Anthro Transformations. (I'm also into male to female transgender which is kind of male focused but whatever.) So if anyone would want to commission a story of any (or all?!) of those, that'd be super.

:bulletgreen: I am willing to write about fetishes or subjects I am not a fan of for an increased price. However much more it would cost would depend on the fetish/subject and it may not even cost more at all, depending on how well you sell it to me. Some subjects that will guarantee a price increase: Male growth of any kind (muscle, fat, expansion, etc.), female growth beyond Solar System size (at that point it becomes something of a chore to write, as I have found out), and sexual activity between male and female.

:bulletgreen: If any artists ever like my stories, I am willing to trade stories for art. This is obviously not going to happen often, but if any artists and I can agree on what's fair in a trade between story and art, I'm certainly happy to write something in exchange for artwork. (Sorry, other authors, no trading for you).

:bulletred: There are certain fetishes/subjects I will not write under any circumstances: Male on Male and Female on Female sex, any kind of male-only sexual activity, anything scatological or involving bodily functions, explicit violence (destroying buildings full of people or planets or whatever is fine, just nothing specific and detailed), clowns (it's stupid), futanari and any kind of she-male stuff (either the man goes full woman or nothing!!!).

:bulletred: Suddenly changing what you've asked me to commission to another fetish/subject or adding on lots of new details that weren't discussed off the bat may cause a price increase. I'll try to go over with you what I want before you pay me so we can both get to a basic outline we can both agree on, but if halfway through writing the story you decide you want me to add a whole new scene or a lot of new details that will result in a lot more work for me, I'll need mo' money. This is not usually the case though and I'll try to be flexible about what I'm writing.

:bulletred: I typically take a very long time to write my stories (usually at least a month). My life in general is pretty hectic and stressful, and that can always have bad effects on creativity. You'll have to be okay with the fact that I may be unable to produce a finished story for weeks, and sometimes months.

:bulletred: I only take PayPal seeing as how it's the easiest payment method to use and it's the only one I'm familiar with. (And fer crissake, NO DA POINTS. I'm not bartering my real effort for fake money.)

:bulletred: I will offer NO REFUNDS. Once you've paid, the money is mine. If you're not happy with what I'm writing or you change your mind about what you want, I'm willing to scrap the story and start a new one (I'll only do that once, btw; any more than that and I'll have to charge you again), but I'm not going to give the money back for any reason (because I will have likely spent it already. :P)

Grounds rules done. If you want to commission me or have any questions not answered above, just note me and we'll try to work it out.


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Spraynard Kruger
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EspadaDelOscuro Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!
popaganda77 Mar 1, 2014  Professional Photographer
I've been drinking and casually reading your stuff for like 30 minutes here... and I never get into the literature on dA. Great stuff, i'll keep my eye out for more :)
deliciously-idiotic Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It's encouraging that you had to get drunk before reading my fetish stories. Not too sure how to take that, but I'm going to lean toward "Thank you".
CatsTuxedo Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, just stopping by to see how you were doing. Haven't heard from you in a while, anyway.
deliciously-idiotic Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I'm not dead. I suppose that means I'm doing alright.
CatsTuxedo Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cool ;)
B9TRIBECA Nov 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Hey man! Massive thanks for the watch! :D
deliciously-idiotic Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Massive thanks for making cool art worth watching!
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